I had the perfect plan for me and my girlfriend. Right, so I have red hair and blue eyes, and she’s got black hair and brown eyes, and I suggested that I can carry Andrew Scott’s baby (black hair, brown eyes), and she can carry Benedict Cumberbatch’s baby (red hair, green/blue eyes) - so when we were out with our stroller it would actually look like the two of us had babies with each other. But when I mentioned it she just gave me this look

I don’t understand. This plan is perfect.